I'M DREAMING OF A BLACK AND WHITE CHRISTMAS The show opens on a long shot of the house. The scene changes to Xandir's bedroom where we see Xandir looking into his closet with disapproval. Xandir: No... no... no... darn it, none of these outfits seem right! Spanky: (walking in) What's the matter, Xandir? None of them seem gay enough? Xandir: Oh, I can't believe this! I'm supposed to go to this huge Christmas party and I don't have a thing to wear! Spanky: Don't have a thing to wear, huh? Is... read more
