This were sent to me in an email and they made me laugh. Hence, I post them here for your amusement and/or disdain ;) THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE ....BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: (1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. (2) I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. (3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and... read more
