The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington. * My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. * Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. * Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33. * Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. * Please excuse Roland from... read more
