A guy is sitting at a bar in the Penthouse on the 30th floor of a fancy hotel. A woman walks up to him and says, "Hey, sailor, what cha drinking?" "Oh, nothing," the guy replies, "Except for this... magic beer!" "What?" the girl says, incredulous. "No way!" "Yes," the guy says, "I'm dead serious. This beer is MAGIC. What this." The guy downs the rest of his beer, runs over to a nearby window, opens it, jumps out and starts FLYING around. After about a minute, he comes back in. "WOW... read more