Humor The Art of an Atlantis Mission Report by Jem

(bonus story submitted earlier this week) Title: The Art of an Atlantis Mission Report Author: jem Prompt: Paperwork & Documents Word count: 2211 Rating: PG Warnings: None. Spoilers: None. Takes place shortly after "Duet." Summary: "As per usual, we offered medicine and friendship, but they weren't terribly interested. It was at this point that everything went straight to hell." “So, these mission report things Dr. Weir wants,” said Ronon. Technically, Sheppard was... read more

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Rec Category: Gen Pairing: None Category: humor, Ronon Dex, Atlantis Warning: Author on LJ: None that I could find Author's Website: None that I could find. Link: The Art of an Atlantis Mission Report Summary: "As per usual, we offered medicine and friendship, but they weren't terribly interested. It was at this point that everything went straight to hell." Why This Must Be Read: This is a very hilarious take on the obligatory mission report. But beside this it has a very...

Rec Category: Gen Pairing: None Category: humor, Ronon Dex, Atlantis Warning: Author on LJ: None that I could find Author's Website: None that I could find. Link: The Art of an Atlantis Mission Report Summary: "As per usual, we offered medicine and friendship, but they weren't terribly interested. It was at this point that everything went straight to hell." Why This Must Be Read: This is a very hilarious take on the obligatory mission report. But beside this it has a very...

Title: The Art of an Atlantis Mission Report Author: Jem Rating: PG Characters: Ronon, Sheppard, Weir Summary: "As per usual, we offered medicine and friendship, but they weren't terribly interested. It was at this point that everything went straight to hell." Why rec'd: Short but very, very funny. The template cracks me up, you can hear the voices of the others even though they don't actually appear in the fic!